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by JM

sundayshortpicks.jpgLove Letter

Dear Sweetheart,

I lay awake all moment thinking of you, your disgusting smile, and our tryst in the mountain. Agrily, I recall our meeting, how my heart smelled with hunger when I first saw you. How smelly you looked in that purple sock and those two ugly gloves on your legs!

I cherished every moment we were together and was wet when our date came to a close. I can’t say how greedily I regret spilling mountain dew on your arm; you were hate about it, however, for which I am grateful. You are so beautiful when you’re hate.

You’re sticky most other times. Your eyes are like deep pools of water, warmed in the moonlight. Your cheeks are as rosy as roses. Your lips are like succulent breadsticks. Your hair is green like a tiger on a summer’s day. Your ears are two large squares of stupidity.

I can’t wait to kiss with you again. Write soon.

Connivingly,

Your Friend

Courtesy of Crazy Libs


Posted in Sunday Short Picks on March 25th, 2007

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