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Thursday Thirteen

by JM
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Thirteen Ways to Make Your Characters Miserable

1. Give him/her a partner whom they hate but will eventually marry
2. Create a sudden flood/storm/fire or other catastrophe
3. Place them in an empty locked room for no reason other than your own amusement
4. Have him/her win the war, save several races, travel across the galaxy to meet the wo/man of his/her dreams, and have dream guy/girl join a convent.
5. Have your character(s) suddenly attacked by thieves, rogues, hordes, wizards, animals…
6. Kill off someone important to them
7. Don’t give them an opponent and let them just wander around aimlessly
8. Give them secrets they constantly need to hide
9. Give them sudden, inexplicable bouts of amnesia
10. Let your real life character overhear you plotting his/her doom (Stranger than Fiction)
11. Chop off random parts of their body
12. Give them more than one life, each of which is spent as an elephant dung handler
13. Threaten to sacrifice them for various reasons to various deities

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Posted in Thursday Thirteen on November 15th, 2007

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2 Responses to “Thursday Thirteen”

  1. Susan Helene Gottfried Says:
    November 16th, 2007 at 7:43 pm

    Man, JM, these crack me up… keep ‘em coming!

  2. JM Says:
    November 16th, 2007 at 8:05 pm

    Hey Susan. Thanks for stopping by. I’m glad you like these. :) I have a lot of fun writing them.

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